Robert Revolver

Splatterpunk Author with a Design Problem

Speed Kills. Speed Always Kills. From ideas to execution, everything in extreme. Things that rev up. Things that get loud. Things that cause a lot of damage. Hot cars, hot girls and hot lead. The lust for pure, unflinching grit.

"These stories are truly a rare find. They are an amazing event. They are the fresh batteries in every lonely wife’s dildo."

- Eric Enck, author of "Snuff" and "Dracula is Bleeding"

Never Been There

13 Sordid Tales of Morbid Curiosity

To some people there are two ways of having fun. You can meet someone hammered or you can just hammer some meat. While definitely not for the squeamish, these are some of the most horrifying and offensive stories I have ever produced. If you liked the nastier bits of "The Manual", then this book is right up your sick, dirty alley. Includes "Tits on a Chainsaw", "Luther Blacktop", "Janis the Swallower" and ten more! The full collection will be available digitally later this year.

Illustrated by Devon Whitehead

The Vulture Revolver Owner's Manual

The Practical Guide To Going Against The Grain With Only A Gun And High Octane American Muscle

The Manual is a collection of non-linear, interconnected paragraphs that are all killer and absolutely no filler. You will choose from drag racing and stealing new rides to blasting pigs and burying yourself between the sexiest legs south of the Mason-Dixon Line. All within only a handful of pages! Do you think you're ready for a splatterpunk roadtrip like this? Be warned, even with a lightning fast car and endless carnal heat at every turn in the road, it does come at a cost. Johnny Law will be barking at your tail and it will take more than one lucky reload to keep him out of kicking distance. Read it now for free at

Illustrated by ArielZB


Prepare to enter a thousand years into the future past, where technology meets alchemy and the creatures of the night wage war under the perpetual rein of darkness. Currently in production. Free demo coming soon!

Illustrated by Robert Revolver

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